[spoken:] Look, there goes Roxanne's Father

BOY does he look mad!



[Tony Gigolo:]

I am the father - of Roxanne

Rappin on the mic's what I command

You've heard the rap of Roxanne's Revenge

But the true revenge has only started to begin

UTFO, your mouth runs like water

why did you have to make a rap about my daughter?

She was walking down the street - by herself

Mindin' her own business; didn't need no help

Then some three clowns, by a tree

Kangol, Ice and EMD

This is a battle, so you better think twice

And now you're gonna hear it - from my wife

[Lacey Lace:]

Well Roxanne is my daugher, and I am Mary

I'm the one that you said looked so scary

Well where do you get off - talkin' about me?

Sissified Rapper, and EMD

Well you're a sucker MC, and that's the truth

You know you dress real sloppy and you're wearing Brut

You Kangol! And Doctor Ice

Your daddy wears Tickle and your momma Old Spice

What'd you call my sons "Tom & Jerry"

And said that my face is very scary

well if dermatology is treatment of the skin

Then you need to go back and have your face done again

It's really quite contrary; your mom looks just as scary

Dresses so weak she sells milk to the dairy;

Because you try to loop it, your raps are very stupid

You come to Roxanne, thought you was cupid

[Tony:]

You're saying to the world - I was a fairy

Me a fairy? Not by far!

But you best check out on what you are

Now Sparky D and the whole damn crew

Saying who can hang; and what's to do

Now, Mona, Lisa, City Slim, Mo Ski

And your junk yard rapper Ms. Sparky D

You walk around town trying to slander our name,

But we're gonna show you how to kick the game

[scratching interlude]

[Lacey:]

Well, she turned you all down; she made you all frown 

And now you try to slander her name all over town

That's not right; it doesn't work like that

And you tried to cool but, your raps are wack

And your female rapper, what does she want to do?

Saying who can hang with the Sparky D crew

And what she said wasn't even cool

when she called my baby girl a fool

And saying they would have dumped her in the sand

well, she's only jealous 'cause she can't get a man

Now, MonaLisa, CitySlim, MoSki 

I said all you're good for is climbing a tree

You are the ones - that are through

You need to go back and swing in a zoo

My daughter told you to meet her at the beach-a

But if she did come, she would be with your teacher

It was 20 below, and she did not show,

And she left you waiting out with a nasty old cold

well, that's good for you, cause you only wanted her box

My sweet little baby whom you called "the Rox"

All you B-Boys, just wanted to brag

But Roxanne didn't deal it; she let you all stand

Sparky D, you told us to grab our bike

So you could rock the party when you get on the mic

Ha, I'm sorry to laugh, but you sound like trash

You better get your tricycle, and peddle real fast

we put you all down 'cause your raps were wack,

So all you sucker MC's: BUST THAT! 

ha, ha, ha, ha...

[Tony:]

YO Kangol! You snot nose punk

You want to bang my daughter, but you're full of junk

Roxanne's no freak, she didn't meet you at the beach

'cause discipline - is what I teach

You sucker MC, I will destroy

'cause I used to rock the house, when you was a boy

And Educated Rapper, you are really dumb

Because your IQ is, 1.1,

And EMD, you talk about my daughter

And I.C.E, I'm going to turn you into water

UTFO, you might go for bad

But I'm Roxanne's father, and I'm MAD [echo]



[sung to the tune or "Roxanne, Roxanne":]

 Her parents are mad...

 Her parents are mad...