Nightfall, and you head to the show 

A ticket is clutched in your hand 

Wearing a vest made of denim 

With patches of your favorite bands 

You get to the club 

And the first band is totally lame 

These posers are into the nu-school 

They have t-i-o-n in their name! 



Our riffs decapitate them, our solos shred their skin 

My drums obliterate them, let the massacre begin!!! 



Up from the pit 

We launch an assault on the stage 

Hatchets are buried in craniums 

In a frenzy of psychotic rage 

Killing machines 

Necks are all broken and slashed 

We came here to conquer, we came here to rule 

WE CAME HERE TO SPLATTERTHRASH!!!!! 



Our riffs decapitate them, our solos shred their skin 

My drums obliterate them, let the massacre begin!!! 



SPLATTERTHRASH!!! BANG YOUR FUCKING HEAD!!! 

SPLATTERTHRASH!!! SLAY THE LIVING, EAT THE DEAD!!! 

SPLATTERTHRASH!!! MOSHING LIKE A FOOL!!! 

SPLATTERTHRASH!!! LIVE FOR METAL, DIE FOR GHOUL!!! 



End of the show 

And on to the next shitty dive 

The scenesters who got on the guest list 

Paid with their poserish lives 

But you survived 

Your metal turned out to be True 

You slammed in the pit and you didn’t take shit 

A Numbskull, through and through 



Our riffs decapitate them, our solos shred their skin 

My drums obliterate them, let the massacre begin!!!