Come one come all

bare witness to the shittiest show on earth



American idols lip sinking zero's

kids watching MTV looking for hero's

N'sync was backstreet

Britney verses ashley

Axel rose and michael jacksons nose



I don't think I've ever cared

I don't think I ever will

Who the fuck will spread a stare

And who the fuck are you



Even if you erased everything 

and covered up the stains

I'd still be the one here 

questioning if anything's arranged



Hey kid's rock and roll

shake hands with the devil and sell your soul

hey kids ask me why

everybodies gotta die



Bush buys his voters

Free love is over

Anna nicole has lost weight off her shoulders

Cell phones with belltones

Hootie and manson

Puffy's now diddy and lopez hates affleck



I don't think I want to know

I don't really fucking care

Take the rumors and the lies

And shove them up your ass

Even if you erased everything and covered up the stains



Hey kid's rock and roll

Shake hands with the devil and sell your soul

Hey kid's ask them why everbodies gotta die

Hey kid's rock and roll

Shake hands with the devil and sell your soul

Hey kid's ask them why everbodies gotta die



Ladies and Gents

Direct your attention please

To the center ring

And behold

The 13th wonder of the world

The three headed jelly spine

Of the nation, we call life

Breaking news, the savior is coming

Everybody run from what you are becoming



Hey kid's rock and roll

Shake hands with the devil and sell your soul

Hey kid's ask them why everbodies gotta die

Hey kid's rock and roll

Shake hands with the devil and sell your soul

Hey kid's ask them why everbodies gotta die