I took myself one Friday evening
To think on a son so deceiving
It's one drink down and another to go

He was married in haste to a woman unchaste
Much to the shame of the father
His face still half-covered in lather
It's one drink down and another to go

It's one drink down and another to go
When I pass through the town I must hang my head low
It's one drink down and another to go

I'm not the kind to condemn out of hand
A woman whose virtue is easy
Just as long as she doesn't deceive me
It's one drink down and another to go

Imagine a life with an unfaithful wife
Might wake up in the morning
And find that she's left without warning
It's one drink down and another to go