Good evening ladies and gentlemen, and boys you better listen



Names have been changed to protect the innocent

Just in case it's about you

I guess I'm in a little predicament

What else can this little girl do



There was Peter

He was a cheater

Who couldn't keep his hands to himself



There was Richie

Well he got bitchy

So I left him there on the shelf



So I give up on love

I guess I've had enough

And I don't give a... what can I do

Just when I've found the one

And I think loves begun

It's falling through



So I will dry my eyes

And I'll just fantasize

And I'll get moisturized and think of you

I'm lookin for the best

And I'll take nothing less

Baby what about you



A meeting of minds is so hard to find

Is there no such a thing as the one

They say love is blind cos the truth is unkind

I'm just a hot-loaded gun



There was Henry

Now he got friendly

While dancing in my pink underwear



And there was David

When he got naked

He didn't have much up - or downstairs



So I give up on love

I guess I've had enough

I don't give a..., what can I do

Just when I've found the one

And I think loves begun

It's falling through



So I will dry my eyes

And I'll just fantasize

And I'll get moisturized and think of you

I'm lookin for the best

And I'll take nothing less

Cos baby what about you



I said baby, what about, you