If you got a Cadillac boy

And a 40 room shack boy

A bucket full of money

And a tree full of honey

But if your gettin' no huggin'

No smoochin' or a muggin'

If you ain't lovin'

Than you ain't livin'

If you're ridin' on a gravy train

Instead of walkin' down lover's lane

You can't make hay boy

Cause your goin' the wrong way boy

You gotta get a little honey

It's better than money

If you ain't lovin'

Than you ain't livin'

If they call you a big man

Cause you got a lot of bottom land

If you're kin to the President

And ya get help from the Government

But if your gettin' no attention

You're better off on a pension

If you ain't lovin'

Then you ain't livin'

If you got a string of long cards

And your smokin' them four-bit cigars

You ain't so well to do

Unless you get a little coochy-coo

It takes a little bit of smackin'

Or your lifes lackin'

If you ain't lovin'