I've been watching you, watching her, watching herself in the mirror
In her tailor-made dress and her long blonde hair
And her big diamond rings, her custom-made shoes
And I can tell by the look on your face that you're making your move
But she hasn't got time for a man who's tongue-tied
And she doesn't like cowboys and thinks less of fools

So, boy, don't you saddle yourself to a high-tone woman
She'll cut up your heart like an old credit card
When the fun and the money runs out
I've never seen an uptown, well-read thorougbred
High-tone woman sink as low as you

Hey, I'm on your side, don't go getting me wrong, now
You're not a bad fellow at all
But you're out of her league so stay in the bleachers
Son, you couldn't please her if you had it all

So, boy, don't you saddle yourself to a high-tone woman
She'll cut up your heart like an' old credit card
When the fun and the money runs out

You're a fool if you saddle yourself to a high-tone woman (I seen her)
I've seen her cut up a heart like an old credit card
When the fun and the money runs out
I've never seen an uptown, well-read thorougbred
High-tone woman sink as low as you

Oh no, I've never seen an uptown, well-read thorougbred
High-tone woman sink as low as you