For a nosy parker it's an interestin' job

 Now it's a job that just suits me
 A window cleaner you would be
 If you can see what I can see
 When I'm cleanin' windows

 Honeymoonin' couples too
 You should see them bill 'n coo
 You'd be surprised at things they do
 When I'm cleanin' windows

 In my profession I'll work hard
 But I'll never stop
 I'll climb this blinkin' ladder
 Till I get right to the top

 The blushin' bride, she looks divine
 The bridegroom he is doin' fine
 I'd rather have his job than mine
 When I'm cleanin' windows

 The chambermaids' sweet names I call
 It's a wonder I don't fall
 My mind's not on my work at all
 When I'm cleanin' windows

 I know a fella, such a swell
 He has a thirst, that's plain to tell
 I've seen him drink his bath as well
 When I'm cleanin' windows

 Oh, in my profession I'll work hard
 But I'll never stop
 I'll climb this blinkin' ladder
 Till I get right to the top

 Pyjamas lyin' side by side
 Ladies nighties I have spied
 I've often seen what goes inside
 When I'm cleanin' windows

 ------ banjo ------

 Now there's a famous talkie queen
 She looks a flapper on the screen
 She's more like eightie than eighteen
 When I'm cleanin' windows

 She pulls her hair all down behind
 Then pulls down her... never mind
 And after that pulls down the blind
 When I'm cleanin' windows

 In my profession I'll work hard
 But I'll never stop
 I'll climb this blinkin' ladder
 Till I get right to the top

 An old maid walks around the floor
 She's so fed up, one day I'm sure
 She'll drag me in and lock the door
 When I'm cleanin' windows

 When I'm cleanin' windows