You see the face on the TV screen
Coming at you every Sunday
See that face on the billboard
That man is me.

On the cover of the magazine
There's no question why I'm smiling
You buy a piece of paradise
You buy a piece of me.

I'll get you everything you wanted
I'll get you everything you need
Don't need to believe in hereafter
Just believe in me.

'Cause Jesus, He knows me
And He knows I'm right
I've been talking to Jesus all my life
Oh, yes He knows me
And He knows I'm right
And He's been telling me
Everything is alright.

I believe in the family
With my ever loving wife beside me
But she don't know about my girlfriend
Or the man I met last night.

Do you believe in god?
Cause that's what I'm selling
And if you wanna get to heaven
I'll see you right.

You won't even have to leave your house
Or get outta your chair
You don't even have to touch that dial
'Cause I'm everywhere.

And Jesus, He knows me
And He knows I'm right
I've been talking to Jesus all my life
Oh, yes He knows me
And He knows I'm right
Well He's been telling me
Everything's gonna be alright.

Won't find me practicing what I'm preaching
Won't find me making no sacrifice
But I can get you a pocketful of miracles
If you promise to be good, try to be nice
God will take good care of you
Just do as I say, don't do as I do.

I'm counting my blessings
I've found true happiness
'Cause I'm getting richer, day by day
You can find me in the phone book
Just call my toll free number
You can do it anyway you want
Just do it right away.

There'll be no doubt in your mind
You'll believe everything I'm saying
If you wanna get closer to him
Get on your knees and start paying.

'Cause Jesus He knows me
And he knows I'm right
I've been talking to Jesus all my life
Oh, yes He knows me
And He knows I'm right
Well He's been telling me
Everything's gonna be alright, alright.

Jesus He knows me
Jesus He knows me, you know.