Thrown out from a party because I was too loud 
Touching tits, throwing up and falling all around 
I wasn't really welcome, so I punched the host 
Insulted all the other until they broke my nose 

Too drunk to feel my bleeding nose I leaned against the 
church 
I though: "the wine they store here surely would be 
nice to ease my thirst" 
Said and done, I smashed a window by falling through 
the glass 
Suddenly I was inside and I almost broke my ass 

Saturday night, my tounge is too dry 
Becoming sober now isn't normal for a men 
Saturday's not over, not meant to get sober 
But with some wine I can be myself again 

At last I found the bottles, every inch of me screamed 
"Thirst" 
I drank and drank until I dropped, I was about to burst 
The liquid has repaired me, all injuries was cured 
I'm gonna cause some damage here, let's hope they're 
not insured 

My stomach felt explosive, I pulled my trowsers down 
I laughed and shit a long one upon the priest's gown 
The bible comes in handy when it's time to wipe 
Then I push the shitty paper down the organ pipes, ha 
ha! 

On the Sunday meeting, when the organist shall play 
You'll cover your noses to avoid the stench and run 
away 
And when you come to babtise your ugly little daughter 
You'll find my vomits floating in the holy water, ha ha 
ha ha ha!!!