I wanna be honest more than I know how
So honest I'll surprise myself
Surprise me now, surprise me nowt
Ooh, I'm scared I'm afraid I'm not afraid
I' m a terminal optimistake
Rip off my dog tags
Sleep in the funny farm
Shed my hospital gown
Old MacDonald has a car alarm
Eyi Eyi Eyi Eyi Oh
Shed. . .

I wanna dance more than I know how
I wanna dance more than I know how
So simple I'll surprise my sow
Surprise me now, surprise me nowt
Ooh, I'm scared I'm afraid I'm not afraid
I'm a terminal optimistake
Rip off my dog tags
Sleep in the funny farm
Shed my hospital gown
Old MacDonald has a car alarm
Eyi Eyi Eyi Eyi Oh
Shed