Newburgh housewives
Newburgh housewives
Dirty linen washed up nice
Newburgh housewives
Newburgh housewives
Folded up so crisp and white
Newburgh housewives
Newburgh housewives
Eating all Newburgh boys

I can't go out to play (Newburgh housewives)
Or play doctor today (Newburgh housewives)
Not a cloud in the sky (Newburgh housewives)
There's a monster outside

Newburgh housewives
Newburgh housewives
Need a man to fix it right
Newburgh housewives
Newburgh housewives
Long hard wrench and jeans so tight
Newburgh housewives
Newburgh housewives
Eating all Newburgh boys

I can't go out to play (Newburgh housewives)
Or play doctor today (Newburgh housewives)
Not a cloud in the sky (Newburgh housewives)
There's a monster outside

Mommy, I don't wanna go outside!
No!

Newburgh housewives
Newburgh housewives
Dirty linen washed up nice
Newburgh housewives
Newburgh housewives
Folded up so crisp and white
Newburgh housewives
Newburgh housewives
Kiss the boys and make them die
Newburgh housewives
Newburgh housewives
Eating all Newburgh boys