Hey! Could ya help, Jenny J.?

Gotta problem at home

And I don't really know what to do.



Oh! The kid's outta control

And the ring in the nose

And the terrible clothes gotta go.



And he won't listen to me

Is he just to blind to see?



See! That he's angry with me

And he doesn't feel love

As I give him the shove out the door.



And his problem is with me

Am I just to blind to see?



And it's what you need

Total Inside Makeover



Hey! Could ya help, Sally J.?

Would ya look at his hair

And the far-away stare in his eyes?



And I just don't understand

Is my head stuck in the sand?