as performed by Galactic Cowboys
Written by Colvin/Doss/Huggins/Sonnier

Sailing on the ocean stewed, fell asleep while steering...Kaptain Krude! Had a
bit too much of the brew, there is a rock approaching...Kaptain Krude!

Into the crystal water spewed, a liquid devistation...Kaptain Krude! Spilling
black into the blue, why have the fish stopped swimming...Kaptain Krude!

Take a slide on the slick, take a swim and you'll stick, take a ride with
Kaptain Krude!
Take a slide on the slick, take a swim and you'll stick, take a ride with
Kaptain Krude!
Take a slide on the slick, take a swim and you'll stick, take a ride with
Kaptain Krude!
Take a slide on the slick, take a swim and you'll stick, take a ride with
Kaptain Krude!
Aye yai yai yai yai yai yai yai...Kaptain Krude! Aye aye aye aye aye...Kaptain
Krude! Aye aye aye aye aye aye