If I drop them dogs a broke nose gets clubed
 then I crack that jaw cause you know I get raw
 I remember when I used to sit on the see saw
 now I just shoot em up shoot em up dog
 ya better stand clear cause I show no fear
 when I hit you with the baseball bat in the air
 its gonna be on when the shit goes down
 so you better be ready clown
 I cock that hammer  then I pull that trigger
 better run quick cause I'll put the hole right in ya
 look what I gave ya the ill behavior
 Funkdoobiest got the 31 flavors
 Smoka chocolate the number 1 toke up
 play your punk ass like a hand in poker
 hearts, clovers, diamonds, shrooms
 wopbabalubop balap bam boom
 Verse 2:
 Who the funk do you think you are?
 I got the funk blasting out your car
 now what the funk are you gonna do?
 I'll funk your ass up with my Funkdoobie crew
 here comes the Son, but not the ruler
 it's the dooler, sippin on the wine cooler
 we hit the cronic well aint that ironic
 thats why they call us the Doobies
 cause we give the porno flicks to do us a floosey
 drop the panties and give up the booty
 I think I'll pass, she's got the coodies
 so we get the funk on to find us a groupie
 you tell the hope, they're aint nottin like a doobie
 groovy, as I funk up the room
 Wopbabalubop balap bam boom
 Verse 3:
 I generate power, devower cowards in an hour
 whos got the funeral flowers
 I cut like a sickle, so fuck a Don Rickles
 I'm flavored like pickles, I killed for a nickel
 so watcha telling me there aint no Melanie
 just check out check out um check out my melody
 handle the vandal, caught in the scandal
 hands will lift when I sing soprano
 flavors what I kick, I'm strong like a viking
 call me a psycic, but Mikey says he likes it
 I pump the ill disco, I'm out like a missile
 who blow the whistle, I blast like a pistol
 kapow boom, so give me some room
 as I Wopbabalubop balap bam boom