It's nice and simple
 Cuz Son's the nympho
 Yo  there's the info
 I'm the B boy
 Who takes out decoys
 Like Leonard Nimoy
 I heard Bruce Leroy
 I'm catchin' bullets
 With my teeth
 To make it brief
 Yo  I got no beef
 But I'm feelin' iry
 That's in my diary
 My voice is fiery
 Fuck my rivalry
 I drink pina colady
 I get diabolic
 Like the bubonic
 Plague
 Egg is the shape of my dome
 Don't bring it home if you can't use a comb
 I side with the Dukes
 For all my folks
 I rock the crowd and go for broke
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 Cuz the funk's on me... the funk's on me... the funk's on me (2x)
 I'll do the tango to the Star Spangled
 Play the bango then eat a mango
 Cuz I funk daily
 Like Pearl Bailey
 I'm not an Israeli
 But I'm hittin' like Halley's
 Comet
 Drop it
 Funk is the topic
 I'm off like a rocket
 A porno in a pocket
 I'm different
 Funk's what I'm stimpin'
 Like Andy Griffith
 Think I'll go fishin'
 Catch me a crooner
 The crazy Son dueler
 Mr. Wang also got big fat cojones
 Step to the fellow
 Like Abbott and Costello
 I'm kinda mellow yet I can't stand yellow
 Chorus (4x)
 Bridge
 I kick the phat funk
 For your back trunk
 No, I smack punks
 Who's Michael Jackson?
 Cuz I rock a party
 Good golly Miss Molly
 Know I'm flava like beef teriyaki
 Skills are scorchin'
 Here's a portion
 Punk, use caution
 Like Wheel of Fortune
 Go round and round
 Where will it stop?
 I throw hip hop
 So I'll never get dropped
 The Soul Assasin
 Who's strong like Sampson
 I'm ill like Manson
 I'm harrassin'
 Empty MC's
 So punk, don't tempt me
 You know I'm flava
 Just like dente
 Chorus (6x