Bow Wow..B Bow Wow...B B Bow Wow....BOW WOW WOW
 B ow Wow(repeated)
 I bow wow wow yippy o yippy a to the funk
 Punk
 I put you in my trunk
 Like a good fella  I'm a good speller
 Yet I get retarded like Hellen Keller
 Take it  I'll kick it  better I'll flick it
 Just like a booger  I fuck around with hookers
 Like Tina Turner  I'm a fast learner
 Earning up my wealth, now I go for self
 Like Barney Rubble, who's always in trouble
 I'm quick on the double, you'll never see me fumble
 Like a quaterback, think I outta smack
 Wack MCs who think they're all of that
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 I Bow Wow Wow yippy-o yippy-a to the funk
 A Bow Wow Wow
 (4x)
 It ain't no hassle, I'll grab my lasso
 Check a punk asshole, like Eddie Haskle
 Yet I'm not the reaper or Sigorny Weaver
 I'll bust a stunt punk like cold ???
 Then do the polka, I'm iller then the Joker
 I'm not mediocar like almond mocca
 I'm flavor, behavior is ill when I spill
 You'll be fucked just like Fire Marshall Bill
 'Cause I cause disasters like the Dukes of Hazard
 I'll shatter you kid if you step punk bastard
 Zero, weirdo, the funk suerhero
 Yeah you scare me, just like a scarecrow
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 Eanni meanni, I funk like Hudini
 No I run shit punk, like Mussalini
 I'm skinny
 Kid like me dreams of tiny bikinis
 Ralph rocks a beanie
 Flips it, smacks it, do the Michael Jackson
 Bring your crew punk, cut you in fractions
 Action packed, wanna come back
 On the drunk track, sharp like a thumb tac
 I'm in the congos, I chill like Tonto
 When it comes to the funk, I rock pronto
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