Momiji: Who's in the forest strolling?

The birds and the bees sing Momiji!

The frogs in the pond are calling,

Momiji, yes, it's true.

The trees raise their leaves-

Kyo:What the h*** is that?

Momiji:It's my song I made it up!

Kyo:So why don't you make up something that isn't so annoying?

Momiji:Just sing it. Tohru, you sing too!

Who's in the forest strolling? 

The birds and the bees sing Momiji! Your turn!

Tohru:Who's in the forest strolling? 

The birds and the bees sing Momiji!

Momiji:The frogs in the pond are calling, 

(Yuki: Why frogs, out of curiosity?

Kyo:Hey, knock it off, already!)

Momiji, yes, its true.

Tohru:The frogs in the pond are calling,

Momiji, yes, its true. 

Kyo: Ahhh! This is driving me crazy!

Tohru: Who's in the forest strolling?

The birds and the bees sing Momiji!

Tohru and Momiji: The frogs in the pond are calling,

Momiji, yes, it's true!

The trees raise their leaves together.

Who needs the sun when we've got you?

Who's in the forest strolling?

The birds and the bees sing Momiji.

The frogs in the pond are calling,

Momiji, yes, it's true!

Tohru: *faints*