Oh my god is this what we've become 

Spending our whole lives without a sun 

Devote your time to fighting off a tan 

It's time to stock up on your travel mags 

Pack your bags 



All the children playing in the park 

I would too if it was only dark 

I have to leave I need to take a break 

I need to go where munchies can be made in the shade 



Albino holiday 



I need to go I need to get away 

Because inside is where I always stay 

In the winter time I'll travel south 

Where the sunlight only comes around for an hour 



Albino holiday 



I would give it all away 

Just to take a holiday 

They're designed to convince the world it's feeling fine 

but it's just there to waste my time 



Don't believe what the commercials say 

You'd better off without a single ray 

It's us or them no time to make a fuss 

Just remember now it's time to toss the 15 plus 



Albino holiday