i'm at the mall, i'm cutting school

and it's the middle of the day

i'm in the spencers,

but i'm scoping on the girls over at rave

that's when I saw you,

with an orange julius in your left hand

I walked right up to you and told you I was in a synthpop band.



i'll be your chess king

he'll do anything

i'll be your chess king

he'll wear anything

i'll be your chess king

he'll do anything

i'll be your chess king

he'll wear anything



you're looking sassy and you know it cause you sport the benetton

you walk right past me and don't show it but you want to get it on

hiding in the food court I know that I may not get a second chance

i've got a car, i've got drakkar and now i'm looking for romance



i'll be your chess king

he'll do anything

i'll be your chess king

he'll wear anything

i'll be your chess king

he'll do anything

i'll be your chess king

he'll wear anything



first floor, you tell me that you like me

outside the esprit

second floor, you tell me that you need me

oh you're so heavenly

third floor, you tell me you desire me

it's you I adore

fourth floor, you tell me that you love me

my heart starts to soar



you wanna meet me, z cavaricci, i'll be there

you lose the scrunchie then you spray some aussie in your fluff-chick hair

i've got the new kon kan cassingle blastin on my stereo

you grab me by the hand and whisper in my ear "it's time to go"



i'll be your chess king

he'll do anything

i'll be your chess king

he'll wear anything

i'll be your chess king

he'll do anything

i'll be your chess king

he'll wear anything...