It's fanzines like mine
That will ruin your scene
'Cause I see things my way
There's no in between
My parents finance it
So I do as I please
Bringing all opposition
Down to its knees

You'll get no exposure
I have no scruples
Brainwashing my hardcore pupils
If your band doesn't take out
an as in my 'zine
I'll pretend you broke up

My pictures are perfect
My layout precise
To maintain the quality
I jack up the price
One day a band's in
The next day it's out
I guess we don't know what
We're talking about