Righto, kick it in the guts, Trev... 
Gumboots, they are wonderful, gumboots, they are swell
'coz they keep out the water and they keep in the 
smell.
And when you're sittin' round at home, you can always 
tell
When one of the Trevs has taken off his gumboots. 

(Chorus)
If it weren't for your gumboots, where would ya be?
You'd be in the hospital or infirmary
'coz you would have a dose of the 'flu, or even 
pleurisy
If ya didn't have yer feet in yer gumboots. 

Now there's rugby boots and racing boots and boots for 
drinkin' rum.
But the only boots I'm never without are the ones that 
start with "gum".
I've got short ones and long ones and some up to me 
belt.
I'm never dressed 'till I've got on me gumboots. 

Chorus 

Whenever I sing at the opera, my gumboots are a must.
They help me hit the high notes, and protect me feet 
from dust.
They keep the water well away, so me voice won't get no 
rust.
You will not never see me without me gumboots. 

Chorus 

Now Rob Muldoon and Rowling, they haven't made a hit.
They're ruining the country more than just a bit.
If they keep on the way they're going, we'll all be in 
the...
So you'd better get yer feet up yer gumboots. 

Chorus x2