This is some kind of love song

I can't find the words, I was born wrong

Girl, I've been trying for so long

This is some kind of love song 

I'd like to kiss you, but I'm much too shy

My lips ain't working, no matter how I try

I'd like to whisper sweet words in your ear

But when I'm trying you pretend you don't hear



You say I have to play unplugged

Just like they do on MTV

Well, I got six strings on my guitar, girl

But I need electricity 



This is some kind of love song

I can't find the words, I was born wrong

Girl, I've been trying for so long

This is some kind of love song



Rented a limo to pick you up from work

But you didn't see me, I felt like a jerk

I bought you flowers so you would be impressed

Then you're allergic, well, I should have guessed



Then I made dinner to surprise you

But when you got here you already ate

Then I invited you to the movie

My car freaked out, and I was late 



De Niro had to wait...



This is some kind of love song

I can't find the words, I was born wrong

Girl, I've been trying for so long

This is some kind of love song