His chest is pretty hairy

He's got a breath from hell

If you lost your head, he'll find it

A perfect sense of smell

When push comes to shove

Unconditional love

Is his way to sweat things out 



When you think they're coming

To take it all away

Shithead's gonna save the day

Shithead's gonna save the day



He's everything but fussy

Any crap will do

He'll wreck your backyard in a second

Mess up your furniture too



When push comes to shove

Unconditional love

Is his way to sweat things out 



When you think they're coming

To take it all away

Shithead's gonna save the day

Shithead's gonna save the day



Shithead is a true companion

He'll guard your precious thermos

You can use him as a cover

To hide your "special purpose"