Hey, what's going on?

Drool before I'm gone

Waste some precious time, you know 



Sure I'm looking good

Don't you think I would?

I got Cindy Crawford's video 



Go and get the blow

I know where to go

Coolest place you ever seen 



Maybe we can dance

In a bathroom romance

To a ballad of East 17



Try some ecstasy

Get as dumb as me

Read even Sting's a fan 



Rave ‘til the end

Invent another trend:

Mandela joins the Ku Klux Klan 



Any way the wind blow

I swallow everything!

Any way the winds blow

I'll sing the words you sing!

That is how the story goes

Consume ‘til I get sick!

Any way the winds blow

Proud to be plastic! 



Prozac with tea

One happy family

Still remember how to laugh 



Dad gets Mommy wet

With porno on the Net

My brother spits his guts in half 



I don't really care

Gotta do my hair

To get Eddie Vedder's autograph 



I am V.I.P

You can come with me

Just get another pair of shoes



We can rob a bar

Then we steal a car

Smoke someone and we'll be news 



Show me you're romantic

Let me your chick

Shoot some dude to prove you're mine 



Show me you're romantic

Let me your chick

Send shivers down my teenage spine

Any way the wind blow

I swallow everything!

Any way the winds blow

I'll sing the words you sing!

That is how the story goes

Consume ‘til I get sick!

Any way the winds blow



Proud to be plastic!