I wear lipstick and I wear a dress,
High heels I stand when I piss,
And I don't wanna shave and I don't wanna bathe,
'Coz I'm a transvestite from Planet 13,

I'm a crossdressing goddamn son of a bitch,
I'm a crossdressing goddamn son of a bitch, yeah!

And I don't care if you approve,
What the fuck is that gonna do?
'Coz I ain't got nothing better to do,
Than piss off motherfuckers like you,

I'm a crossdressing goddamn son of a bitch,
I'm a crossdressing goddamn son of a bitch,
I'm a crossdressing goddamn son of a bitch,
I'm a crossdressing goddamn son of a bitch, yeah!

I'm a crossdressing goddamn son of a bitch,
I'm a crossdressing goddamn son of a bitch,
I'm a crossdressing goddamn son of a bitch,
I'm a crossdressing goddamn son of a bitch,
Son of a bitch, son of a bitch, son of a bitch, son of a bitch.