Artist: Frank Zappa

Title: The Finale

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They're gonna clear out the studio 

They're gonna tear down all the . . . 

They're gonna whip down all the . . . 

They're gonna sweep out all the . . . 

They're gonna pay off all the . . . 

(Oh, yeah!) 



And then . . . 

And then . . . 

And then . . . 

And then . . . 



Hey hey hey, everybody in the orchestra and the chorus 

Talkin' 'bout every one of our lovely and talented dancers 

Talkin' 'bout the light bulb men 

Camera men 

The make-up men 

(The fake-up men) 

Yeah, the rake-up men 

(Especially Herbie Cohen, yeah . . .) 

They're all gonna rise up 

They're gonna jump up 

I said jump up 

Talkin' 'bout jump right up and off the floor 

Jump right up and hit the door 

They're all gonna rise up and jump off! 

They're gonna ride on home 

They're gonna ride on home 

They're gonna ride on home 

They're gonna ride on home 

And once again 

Take themselves 

Seriously, yeeeah! 

Two, three, four, seriously 

They're all gonna go home (ye-hey!) 

Through the driving sleet and rain 

They're all gonna go home 

Through the fog, through the dust 

Through the tropical fever and the blistering frost 

They're all gonna go home 

And get out of it as they can be, baby 

And the same goes for me 

(The same goes for me) 

Oh, yeah! 

Oh, yeah! 

Oh, yeah! 

Oh, yeah! 



And each and every member of this rock oriented comedy group in his 

own special way 

Is gonna get out of it as he can be 

We all gonna get wasted 

We all gonna get twisted 

We all gonna get wasted 

We all gonna get twisted 

And I am definitely gonna get . . . 

REAMED 

'Cause I'm such a lonely 

I'm such a lonely 

A lonely, lonely, talkin' 'bout a lonely guy! 

Oh, and I know tonight, I am definitely . . . 

I am positively . . . 

I just have to get . . . 

BENT, REAMED AND WASTED 



JCB: A disaster area the size of Atlantic City, New Jersey! 



Howard: He's making me do this, ladies and gentlemen. I wouldn't do it 

if it weren't for him. You noticed, all through this material, I've been 

glancing over toward my left? Well, I'll tell you the reason for that, 

ladies and gentlemen. HE is over there. HE is over on the left. HE is the 

guy that is making me do all this shit. Right over there. Now all through 

this movie, every time we've been on stage, I've had to look over in 

that direction, right? You saw it . . . you know. Well that's 'cause HE's 

over there. I've got to watch him for signs. He jumps up and down 

like a jackass. I can't even believe the guy sometimes. But we gotta 

watch him. "After all," we said, "it's Frank's movie." Now, we're 

THE MOTHERS, but it's still Frank's movie. Let's say it, he got to 

paid for it, he rented the studio, had all these cheesy sets built . . . 

it's so moche! I can't even stand it . . . He's telling everybody, 

right now, right over there, to . . .