Performed by: Mr. Clean

All you fine young honeys,
All you grown-up queens,
Listen here while I tell ya
Im the man of your dreams.
I'm the sweetest hunk of man
That your eyes ever seen.
Why, pretty baby,
I'm Mr. Clean.

-(He's Mr. Clean, Oh-yeah.) 
-(He's the greatest lover anywhere.)

I'm the king of all the lovers.
I'm the greatest in the world.
I can even make a woman
Out of you, little girl.
I'm a sweet sugar daddy.
I'm a sweet jelly bean.
Whoa, pretty mama,
I'm Mr. Clean.

-(He's Mr. Clean, Oh-yeah.) 
-(He's the greatest lover anywhere.)

If your heart gets wasted
And your mind gets poor,
Just remember, all is fair
In love and war.
I'm a fast-talkin' lover,
I'm the meanest of the mean.
Why, pretty baby,
I'm Mr. Clean.

-(Watch my white suit, there... Oh, yeah? You think
I'm pretty? I'm clean, 'n lookin' pretty good