Artist: Frank Zappa

Title: Evelyn, a modified dog 

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Evelyn, a modified dog 

Viewed the quivering fringe of a special doily 

Draped across the piano, with some surprise 



In the darkened room 

Where the chairs dismayed 

And the horrible curtains 

Muffled the rain 

She could hardly believe her eyes 



A curious breeze 

A garlic breath 

Which sounded like a snore 

Somewhere near the Steinway (or even from within) 

Had caused the doily fringe to waft & tremble in the gloom 



Evelyn, a dog, having undergone 

Further modification 

Pondered the significance of short-person behavior 

In pedal-depressed panchromatic resonance 

And other highly ambient domains... 



Arf she said