-Oh, what have we here? Oh! A letter! It smells...
 Oh, how wonderful! I just love letters that are
 perfumed. Oh! Lovely! Lovely stench! Essence
 of wolfbane! Oh, Let me open it!...

   "Dear Jeepers, it was so nice of you to attend
    my party at the castle last week. You and Doris
    make such a lovely couple. I'm also very glad to
    have seen Igor, Boris, and Sally Snake, and
    Funkin the Rat. It was so much fun when we all
    played 'Pin the Tail on the Werewolf,' Oh yes!
    and 'Electrical Chairs.' When everybody sat
    down, Oh! Two million volts! Ha-ha-ha...! Oh,
    such fun!"

 Uh...Doris, squeeze me a glass of mildew...
 And to continue now...

   "Although the party was supposed to be rot
    luck, it turned out to be pot luck. It was still
    lovely of you to bring along that 'Leg of Lepre-
    chaun au Gratin.' Desdemona wants the recipe.
    Well, I'm... I'm rather exhausted, so I... I must
    close now. The sun is coming up and I must
    return to the crypt.
      Sincerely, Count Dracula.

    Oh, P/S. Here's a riddle:
    Where there's a will, what's the way?"

 Ho-ho! Ha-ha-ha