Ah Mr Crump don't like it, ain't going to have it here
Ah Mr Crump don't like it, ain't going to have it here
Ah Mr Crump don't like it, ain't going to have it here
No barrelhouse women, cards and drinking no beer
Mr Crump don't like it, ain't going to have it here

I saw the Baptist sister jumped up and began to shout
I saw the Baptist sister jumped up and began to shout
Ah now the Baptist sister jumped up and began to shout
Brother, I'm so glad that a whiskey voted out
Mr Crump don't like it, ain't going to have it here

I saw the Methodist sisters jumped up and they had a fit
I saw the Methodist sisters jumped up and they had a fit
I saw the Methodist sisters jumped up and they had a fit
She was doggone sorry we cain't go on yet??
Mr Crump don't like it, ain't going to have it here

I saw the Presbyterian sisters turn around and began to grin
I saw the Presbyterian sisters turn around and began to grin
I saw the Presbyterian sisters turn around and began to grin
Lord I believe I'll start out the barrelhousing again
Mr Crump don't like it, ain't going to have it here

I saw the deacon look around, sister why in the world don't you hurt
I saw the deacon look around, sister why in the world don't you hurt
I said the deacon look around, sister why in the world don't you hurt
I'd rather see you drunk than wearin' a hobble skirt
Now Mr Crump don't like it...

You don't like my peaches, don't shake my tree
You don't like my peaches, don't shake my tree
You don't like my peaches, don't shake my tree
Don't like my fruit, let my orchard be
Well Mr. Crump won't 'llow no...