This song's the token snoozer

The #1 hit for elevators across the nation

It's quiet and for all the lame ones

Play it on your gay little soft rock stations

It'll put your ass to sleep

It's pretty damn stupid

But the record company wanted something radio friendly

A unit shifter they said

Fuckin' suck my unit

This song is bullshit

Comin straight to you from a burnt out boozer

Your dumb little token snoozer