I don't take myself seriously

You shouldn't either

I'm in this for fun

Don't give a shit bout the bucks

Your momma, she sucks

I like to rape ducks

I eat your dog's shit

and live in septic pits

I wipe my nose with my tongue

and killed myself with a shotgun

at age 12 in the kitchen

So quit your bitchin'

I don't take myself seriously

You shouldn't either dammit