Michael Keene had sex with his dad, and that's why The Faceless sucks. His hair is pretty, and he wears perfume, and he drives a fire truck. His acne is out of control, and he has holes in his arm from injecting marijuana, and he's from California but he should be from Africa because he has AIDs. He uses auto tune on his guitar, and records his tracks one note at a time. His feminine fingers are not like daggers. His penis is average size like his nose and his thighs.