Mashed potatoes is the cure for cancer. Cancer is some pussy shit. Mashed potatoes are the shit. I have found the cure for cancer. Let them potatoes mash. Hi, I'm Stacy, and I'm a thirty-four year old woman, diagnosed with severe breast cancer in my middle breast. I took mashed potatoes daily. I bathed in them and rubbed them around every crevice of my body. It cured my cancer; there is no sign of it. Hi, my name is Danny Haro, and I dug up my cat and injected her anus with mashed potatoes, the same syringe that I use to inject heroin every day. And, it cured her cancer. She's still dead, but she's 100% cancer free.