I knew a girl named Nikki

I guess you could say she was a sex fiend

I met her in a hotel lobby

Masturbating with a magazine

She said how'd you like to waste some time

And I could not resist when I saw little Nikki grind



She took me to her castle

And I just couldn't believe my eyes

She had so many devices

Everything that money could buy

She said sign your name on the dotted line

The lights went out

And Nikki started to grind



AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!! NIKKI!!!!!!! oh...



The castle started spinning

Or maybe it was my brain

I can't tell you what she did to me

But my body will never be the same

Her lovin' will kick your behind

Oh, she'll show you no mercy

But she'll sho'nuff sho'nuff show you how to grind



Woke up the next morning

Nikki wasn't there

I looked all over and all I found

Was a phone number on the stairs

It said thank you for a funky time

Call me up whenever you want to grind



AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!NIKKI!!!!!!!oh..... 

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!COME BACK NIKKI!!!!!COME BAAAAAAAAACK!!!!!