I heard this guy say once:

If I had the money than I
Buy all the happiness that money could buy
I'd have 10 stretch limos like a movie star
And a room in my house just for my guitar
And if I had money than I
Only wear Sean John
Eat my cereal with Grey Poupon
In a swimming pool about one mile long
With speakers underwater
Playing this song

Man, whatcha doin?
Don't you know that, money can't buy you love? 
It can't make you happy
Happy like, having someone to laugh with
Man whatcha doin?
Don't you know that, money can't make it right
You need to love yourself my man
Before you love somebody else

Man, sit down, and listen to me for a second
I'm not trying to be the sound of a broken record
But every day you live your life, thinking this is
All there is, you're cheating yourself outta
Something special, no doubt

He said:

If I had the money than I
Buy all the happiness that money could buy
I'd have 10 stretch limos like a movie star
And a room in my house just for my guitar
And if I had money than I
Only wear Sean John
Eat my cereal with Louie Vuitton
In a swimming pool about one mile long
With speakers underwater
Playing this song

Man, whatcha doin?
Don't you know that, money can't buy you love? 
It can't make you happy
Happy like, having someone to laugh with
Man whatcha doin?
Don't you know that, money can't make it right
You need to love yourself my man
Before you love somebody else