Artist : Flight Of The Conchords 

Title :Albi (the Racist Dragon) 

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Jermaine: 

In the marmalade forest (forest) 

Between the Make believe trees 

In a cottage cheese cottage 

Lives Albi 



Bret: 

Albi 



Jermaine 

Albi 



Both: 

Albi, Albi the racist dragon 



Jermaine: 

Part 6 

And so all the villagers chased Abli the racist dragon into a very cold very scary cave 

And it was so cold and so scary in there that Abli began to cry dragon tears 

Which as we all know turn into jeally beans 

Any way at that moment he felt a tiny little hand rest upon his tail 

And he turned around and who should that little hand belong to 

But the badly burned albanian boy from the day before 

"What are you doing here I thought I killed you yesterday" grumbled Albi quite racistly 

"No Albi you didnt kill me with your dragon flames, I crawled to saftey, but you did leave me very badly disfigured" laughed the boy "Why are you crying so" 

"Im crying because all of those horrible villagers chased me into this scary cave, I think its because im so racist, get you hand off my tail you'll make it dirty" 

"No Albi its not because of your racism that they chased you here, they chased me here too when i became all disfigured like this, they just dont like you and i, because, well, because were diffrent to them" 

And that made Abli cry a single tear which turned into a jelly bean all the colours of the rainbow 

And suddenly he wasnt racist anymore 

So they sat in the cave(cave) 

and ate bubble gum pie (YUM) 

Albi the racist, well not anymore, dragon