Title: Combat Chuck
By: Five Iron Frenzy
Album: Upbeats and Beatdowns
Words by: Reese
Music by: Scott and Dennis
Copyright 1996 5 Minute Walk Music/ASCAP
Tabbed by: nastryker@juno.com

[Hey everybody, this is Combat Chuck,
And I love this song, because it's about me.]
(The progression--->G A Bb A Bb G A Bb A G#)
(If you think I'm going to type out this progression over and over again, your crazy!)
A real life superhero.  He's got the Holy Ghost,
He's either praising Jesus, or he's making toast.
Ain't got no superpowers, ain't got no giant brain,
But he would try to help you, if he heard you call his name.
G                       C
There's some kids there in some trouble,
Bb           F
Need a Pepsi on the double.
G               C
Then he shouts, not so quiet,
 Bb                 F
"Would you like regular or diet?"
G                C
Found a campsite for some kids,
Bb              F
By the stage is what he did.
G              C
People ask why he's so nice,
Bb               F
Wants to be like Jesus Christ.

[Go, go.  Go, go.
Go, go.  Go, go.]
(You know the progression.)

Whenever you're in trouble, whenever you're in need,
Combat Chuck will help you, he nearly runs with speed.
     G              C
He's on the ball to save the masses,
Bb                 F
Got some thick old horned rimmed glasses.
    G                C
His head is bald, he shaved it shiny.
Bb              F
Kicks the Devil in his hiney,
       G                 C
[Ain't got no cape, says they're too tight.
Bb                F
Choose a path and does what's right.]
G              C
People ask why he's so nice,
Bb               F
Wants to be like Jesus Christ.

[Combat Chuck.  Go, go.
Combat Chuck.  Pick it up, pick it up.
Combat Chuck.  Go, go.
Combat Chuck.  Pick it up, pick it up.]
(Repeat that progression.)