Welcome to canada, its the maple leaf state
Canada, oh Canada--its great
The people are nice and they speak french too
If you don't like it man, you sniff glue
The great white north
Their kilts are plaid
Hosers take off
Its not half bad

I want to be where yaks can run free
Where royal mounties can arrest me

Let's go to Canada
Let's leave today
Canada, oh Canada
I si vous plait

They've got trees and mooses and sled dogs
Lots of lumber and lumber jacks and logs
People think its kind of a drag
But you have to go there to get milk in a bag
They say "eh?" instead of "what?" or "duh!"
That's the mighty power of canada

I want to be where lemmings run into the sea
Where the marmosets can attack me

Let's go to Canada
Let's leave today
Canada, oh Canada
I si vous plait

Let's go to Canada
Let's leave today
Canada, oh Canada
I si vous plait

Please, please explain to me
How this all has come to be
We forgot to mention something here
Did we say that william shatner is a native citizen
And slurpies made from venison
That's deer

Let's go to Canada
Let's leave today
Canada, oh Canada
I si vous plait

Let's go to Canada
Let's leave today
Canada, oh Canada
I si vous plait