Got myself a woman

Nasty as can be - nastynasty

When my woman's time comes

She gets downright dirty with me



'cause I'm a nasty man with a nasty plan

I'm a nasty manhumpin' and a-bumpin' anytime I can



Bonin' is a thang in which overindulgence is never enough

And when the fish ain't bitin' life gets frightening

So hang toughhold on to your stuff

The pussycat is playin' with the ball in the yard

And the dog is biting his bone

Felt so good to the ball the bone got hard

Felt so good it blew the ball apart



My woman's got a man

Nasty lil ole me - nastynasty

She knows I'm game for anything

And she'll never set me free



'cause I'm a nasty man with a nasty plan

I'm a nasty manhumpin' and a-bumpin' anytime I can



Ain't nuthin' I'd rather be doin'

Than hoochie hoochie hoochie gooin'

Ain't nuthin' I'd rather be doin'!

Than sweatin'chewin' and spewin'



When my woman's all alone

And her nasty man can't help - nastynasty

She will use her fingers and precious time

To get acquainted with herself



'cause I'm a nasty man with a nasty plan

I'm a nasty manhumpin' and a-bumpin' anytime I can



Would you rather be-walking the dog ? 

Or petting the cat ? 



I like a nasty man

Ain't nuthin' I'd rather be doin'