Moanin' and a heavin' on a hot sticky can
I'm cravin' chocolate Exlax and my G.E. fan
I'm taggin' on the wall how I got in this jam
And said, "M.S.G. money Margaritas and my man"
Storin' up my supper coffee and my snacks
The shits pilin' up kinda feels like a cramp
Instant relief is what I need to ease
The mega colon that's inside of me

Nightmares of my dinner at the China doll
Thinkin' 'bout my wardrobe gonna get at the mall
TV guide cosmo I'm runnin' out of mags
And I just smoked a pack of my cool fags
Finger in my hole gettin' into the dig
There's cum stains in my panties and jizz in my wig
My man calls me cherry, think's I'm uptight
But I'm gonna blow him off 'cuz I'm dynamite

I'm Sandra H. not Sandra D.
And my lady Y-Vonne standin' next to me
She said, "Holy shit," I said, "Yes, that is it"
Now our mega colon is a big big hit
Mega colon

Thinkin' 'bout my man it really makes me sick
The shit got soft steamy slick
It came out in a blast that was really foul
Forget the white clouds I need the bounty towel
I need a new life, I got to reform
I can't take my strife in this thunderstorm
I got to be strong, got to be brave
Don't wanna bear the title this toilet slave

I'm Sandra H not Sandra D
With my lady Y-Vonne standin' next to me
We are fly white girls movin' in New York City
Our rhymes aren't tough but our faces are pretty

We were hangin' out in bars lookin' for a groom
When we met each other in the ladies room
She said, "Holy shit," I said, "Yes that is it"
Now mega colon is a big big hit
Mega colon

Fly white girls movin' in New York City
Fly white girls movin' in New York City
Fly white girls movin' in New York City
Fly white girls movin' in New York City
Fly white girls movin' in New York City