You never would believe 

The things that I have seen 

In my professional career 

Well people can be cruel 

But honestly I never meant to hurt you 



I'm just a car crash collaborator 

I'm just a cold cash negotiator 



As you crawl from the debris 

Remember that it's just the way I feed my family 

I'm sorry 'bout the scars 

At least you can still count yourself among the living 



I keep one eye on the road 

And the other on your rear 

Because when you least expect it 

Got the most to fear 

You got the most to fear 



From a car crash collaborator 

I'm just a cold cash negotiator 

Baby I'm a car crash collaborator 

I'm just a cold cash negotiator 



Sipping on an oxygen cocktail

With an ambulance chaser (x2)



Sipping on an oxygen cocktail

Sipping on an oxygen cocktail

With an ambulance chaser (x7)



Sipping on an oxygen cocktail

Sipping on an oxygen cocktail