[Verse One: Kalage]

My shorty done cut me loose, and left me in the wind

Got a new man wit a Ph.D. and cheese, but he pees in the pants

He's 60, she's in her 20's, she said I be hard in her, overworking her

And when I hit from back it feels like I'm birthing her

She said I'm wrong for her, too long for her

But she never complained when I bought my ex home for her

But now she dropped me, like the pen at the end of a Sprint commercial

I try to hit it she be like no, like Laura Winslow to Urkel

And What if I did misuse and abuse your clique, I'll apoligize

'Cause I aint know ruler sticks would bruise the clique

I saw it on tape tried to do the shit

Now, she say she want somebody simple

She say she want somebody gentle

She said, when I got head, I dug in her cheek now she got a dimple

I, I, I mean she cute with it though, I, I couldn't help it

The way she swallowed my pelvis

Had me seeing shit, had a nigga reaching for Elvis

And I come on her head, that some I'm a miss

That girl gave my dick more hickeys than a damn redneck locksmith



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My shorty done cut me loose

She fucking other niggas and she fucking me too

She say she don't want no more

If she feeling like I'm feeling then she won't go

My shorty done cut me loose

She fucking other niggas and she fucking me too

She say she don't want no more

She say she don't want no more



[Verse Two: Boondox Blak]

I woke up this morning stretching,yawning with a hard on ?? ready to bone

Then I reached on my right and realized my woman's gone

I got to bring her to bed to hit her some more, but I found this envelope

Sitting on the pillow, I opened it, unfolded it, it said Dear Smoke

Hey, it's me Little Debbie Cake, and I feel it's best we separate

At least until I'm in better shape

cause I'm doing my best to shut up and take

The way you ramming inches in me

Slam me in different positions

Grasp and grip my hips and titties

Put one leg up drag and flip me

Fucking me up, down, back, to front

(How you squeezing and smacking my butt)

From right to left, left to right

(and peeing across my breast and thighs)

Fucking me early Monday, again on Tuesday

humpday Wednesday, then come Thursday

Twice on Friday and Saturday, and after church on Sunday

Hurting my stomach, beating the cock

But trip when I ask you to eat me twice, so we need to stop

Cause lately I been bleeding a lot, so I'm leaving you dox

To find someone that's fair and square

And not so hairy there, who fucks me there with care

Cause you put too much wear and tear on my derriere



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