If there was a girl tonight, a hot chick I don't know

Decides to come and see our corny show

And moves to the front with no panties on

And I get hard and lower my guitar



And I'd go get her 

We'd leave together

I'd get under that sweater tonight

My dream couldn't be wetter

It was real I'd tell her

I should've known better tonight, tonight



Heinous chicks come a dime a dozen

And girls that rock are one in a million

It seems like I just can't get no good lovin'

So maybe I should just keep dreamin'



And at the bar a girl, she wants me I just know

And she's the type that turns down guys and so

She sits down and crosses her legs slow

She turns around to see my full on bone



And I'd go get her 

We'd leave together

I'd get under that sweater tonight

My dream couldn't be wetter

It was real I'd tell her

I should've known better tonight, tonight



Heinous chicks come a dime a dozen

And girls that rock are one in a million

It seems like I just can't get no good lovin'

So maybe we should just be fuh-riends, fuh-riends