In the mailbox was a letter
  From a girl I left behind
  And now she's back in town to stay
  Well long time ago she took my sanity
  Came all the way to Memphis
  To live next door to me
  Besides the pain it's driving me insane

  There's no way I can make her understand
  And I found out why it's hidden behind her pants

  She's got my name, she's got my name
  Tattoed on the back side of her frame
  There ain't no way you'll get your ring on me

  Diggin in my garbage for a piece of me
  All she found were some dirty rubbers
  And a beat up pair of jeans
  Mentally she's not all there
  What should I do or where should I go
  Should I find a little cabin in Boise Idaho
  And hibernate till that strange lame dame goes away

  There's no way I can make her understand
  And I found out why it's hidden behind her pants

  She's got my name, she's got my name
  Tattoed on the back side of her frame
  There ain't no way you'll get your ring on me
  There's no way I can make her understand
  And I found out why it's hidden behind her pants

  She's got my name, she's got my name
  Tattoed on the back side of her frame
  There ain't no way you'll get your ring on me