We've got something in common oh Mr Carpet on the floor

Oh we both get stepped on each time she walks out the door

And it's true that neither one of us can leave

And we've got something in common you and me

We've got something window shades now ain't that right

For each time that she's out well we both stay up all night

And my love affair is up and down you see

And we've got something in common you and me

She's out again tonight oh Mr Bottle friend of mine

Here I am and there you are together one more time

We've got something in common dusty chair that I sit in

Since we both get the brush off that makes you a special friend

We're so close and that's how it should be

And we've got something in common you and me

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We're so close and that's how it should be

And we've got something in common you and me