You don’t need advice
Just a cool place to be
I hear the weather’s always nice
Down the coast’s the place to be, oh

Gonna find a place where it’s always nice x3
Gonna catch on fire

But if you ask my advice, please do
As you head down into the valley
Make sure the weather’s always nice down in LA
Down the coast's the place to be, oh

Take the I-405 to the 10
Take the auto-drive on out for a spin 
Take the 101 to the 7-1-0 
Be a hero down the freeway, breeze blowing in, start again

Take the I-405 to the 10
Take the auto-drive on out for a spin 
Take the 101 to the 7-1-0 
Be a hero down the freeway, breeze blowing in, start again

Heed this advice, it won’t come again
As you turn and descend into the belly of the beast
I hope the weather’s always nice down in LA
Down the coast’s the place to be
Far as you can get from East

Take the I-405 to the 10 then
Take the auto-drive on out for a spin friend
Take the 101 to the 7-1-0 
Be a hero down the freeway, breeze blowing in, start again
      
Take the I-405 to the 10
Take the auto-drive on out for a spin friend
Take the 101 to the 7-1-0 
Be a hero down the freeway, breeze blowing in, start again

Much as I try, can’t stand these ordinary people