A little island way far away

That's loved and admired in the U.S.A.

England's scene is cool for them

But here it just creates a bunch of problems

People here wear circle A's

Right beside it the flag of the U.K.

Circle A no government that's quite clear

So what's the Union Jack still doing there?

A-U.K. means anti-U.K.

United Kingdom go away

Remember you live in the U.S.A.

England's stale anyway

I don't care what Wattie says

Fuck the U.K. that's what I say

They're just jealous they can't see

What in the world is the S.P.G?

Dump on the Irish for 800 years

Can't they see they're not wanted there?

Australian fields red with blood

Their English masters had to have guns

Their scene's divided by the punks and skins

We are united, always will

Phoney division made by our underground press

That we too are divided and we're in distress

Some English groups aren't even bands

They sound like a bunch of pots and pans

Cry about a war that doesn't exist

Americans are hated, we still persist.