Let me introduce you to my time machine

See my suped up bird spread her golden wings

Going back in black through my neighbourhood

My main street middle class Hollywood



Jenny's all jet-set Purple Rain cassette

Looking like she was the queen of the 80's

And if I knew back then what I know right now

Yeah you know I'd be the king of the ladies



If I knew back then what I know right now

You know I'd be the king of the ladies

And if I knew back then what I know right now

There'd be no ifs, and buts and no maybes



Just an average Joe making minimum wage

Burger flipping on the beach

Instead of hitting the wave

When the girls walk by with their copper tone tan

Sucker punching the clocks, stop working for the man

Well there aint no cure for the summertime blues

Oh Candy, oh would you save me?



And if I knew back then what I know right now

Yeah you know I'd be the king of the ladies



If I knew back then what I know right now

You know I'd be the king of the ladies

And if I knew back then what I know right now

There'd be no ifs, and buts and no maybes

If I knew back then what I know right now

You know I'd be the king of the ladies

And if I knew back then what I know right now

There'd be no ifs, and buts and no maybes



I walked up to the dance in the High school gym

This girl with drop-dead legs, I'm moving in

You know must have been the DJ spinning Billy Jean

I tapped Nikki on the shoulder told dance with me

It's like that scene from Grease

The way we bumped to the beat

I had the girl give me the slip

She got away from me



Coz if I knew back then what I know right now

You know I'd have the pick of the ladies



If I knew back then what I know right now

You know I'd be the king of the ladies

And if I knew back then what I know right now

There'd be no ifs, and buts and no maybes

If I knew back then what I know right now

You know I'd be the king of the ladies

And if I knew back then what I know right now

There'd be no ifs, and buts and no maybes

If I knew back then what I know right now

You know I'd be the king of the ladies

And if I knew back then what I know right now

There'd be no ifs, and buts and no maybes

If I knew back then what I know right now

You know I'd be the king of the ladies

And if I knew back then what I know right now

There'd be no ifs, and buts and no maybes